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| GENERAL
INFORMATION: |
AKA VacationTemp, SickdayTemp. Gets great
satisfaction out of liberating new mothers and fathers from
the responsibility of work world-wide. Short enough attention
span to not want your job when you come back to work. Provides
job status updates with the accuracy of a computer downloading
files to your mind. |
| SKILLS: |
Can assume the form of any superhero for
short time periods (specifically, 3 months at a time). |
| LIKES: |
Buns in the oven (job security!!). The
Family Leave Act. Likes stay-at-home Dads too (doubles her
chances of steady employment). |
| DISLIKES: |
Birth control. Day care. |
| RELIABILITY
RATING: |
100% reliable. Meets all Family Leave Act
standards for reliability. |
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| JOIN
THE TEAM: |
Does this sound like we're describing you?
Are you into working in a wide variety of short-term, low-commitment
gigs?
Then post your
resume online and help a company breathe easy. |
| FIND
A SUPERHERO: |
Are you looking for a Maternatemp for your
business?
Click
here to post an online staffing request. |
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