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| GENERAL
INFORMATION: |
Twice the strength of
Kryptonite without the bad after taste. Understands your
big picture needs telepathically. |
| EDUCATION: |
Attended MIT in engineering
with a 4.0 grade point average; dropped out because he
was looking for "more of a challenge." |
| SKILLS: |
Omnipotent. Can turn back
time to make deadlines by flying in circles around the
planet. Oh, and he speaks Japanese, can fly an airplane,
knows Shakespeare's major plays by heart, and cooks a
wicked pot roast. |
| LIKES: |
Saving the world from
evil and destruction and other small-scale projects.
Women named Lois. |
| DISLIKES: |
Anything less than total
perfection. |
| RELIABILITY
RATING: |
110%. |
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| FIND
A SUPERHERO: |
Are you looking for an Omnipotemp
for your business?
Click
here to post an online staffing
request. |
| JOIN
THE TEAM: |
Hey, master of the universe:
Does this sound like we're describing you?
Then get out of those street clothes, put on the cape and the
bodysuit, and post
your resume online. |
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